Their First Valentines

It was Valentines Day and my girlfriend had planned a romantic evening at her house. This was surely to be a Valentines Day to remember. She greeted me at the door wearing the sexiest red teddy I had ever seen draped upon a woman.

It excited me so much I tripped over my feet, fell forward into the door smacking her right between the eyes! Needless to say, it was not the evening she expected, nor I.

My night was spent on the sofa with a bottle of whiskey and an ice pack with a woman that looked like an alien pouting beside me. But after half a bottle of whiskey the third eye didn’t seem so bad. Being the moron I am, I asked if we were still on for sex!