What not to say to a Woman

Are you sure you want to eat that?

(After a break-up) Could I have your sister's number?

Yes, those pants make you look fat.

You are so cute when you're mad.

Don't you have some laundry to do or something?

(During a fight) Can we do this later, I think football is on.

So.....is your hair going to stay like that?

Hey look! There's my old girl friend. Let's go talk to her!

You're acting just like my mother!

I heard having sex burns calories.

Hey chunky butt, your like a chocolate chip cookie. I’d like to dunk you in tall glass of milk and nibble the chunks off.

So, when are you due?
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