What not to say to a Woman
Are you sure you want to eat that?(After a break-up) Could I have your sister's number?
Yes, those pants make you look fat.
You are so cute when you're mad.
Don't you have some laundry to do or something?
(During a fight) Can we do this later, I think football is on.
So.....is your hair going to stay like that?
Hey look! There's my old girl friend. Let's go talk to her!
You're acting just like my mother!
I heard having sex burns calories.
Hey chunky butt, your like a chocolate chip cookie. I’d like to dunk you in tall glass of milk and nibble the chunks off.
So, when are you due?